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I keep getting fucked over for doing anything nice for people these days. Just going to stop.

Hm, next week is going to be interesting. Forecasting between snow/rain a lot

"I'm going to cut X tech out of my life."

Me: Good luck with that.

Why do I always feel like I'm being punished for being a nice person

let’s befriend all the maintenance people who seem capable of singlehandedly taking down giant banks by kicking a power strip out of a wall or burning a piece of toast

I've been writing documentation for the last 5 hours and I am losing it

You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast

[deleting many small files]

linux: hmm..........zoop!

windows: .............................................................................................................hHHHhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHhHHhhhhhhHH-

My knees have degraded so much I should just sell my bike. It's degressing rapidly

I just want to be able to save up for a fucking car. It's so unreachable right now I'm fucking livid.

I can't get any rest anywhere and I am rapidly deteriorating.

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hyenas.space

This is hyenas.space. A Mastodon instance created by Hax. I created it mostly because I wanted hyenas.space and as an experiment in hosting an instance. I can open it up if anyone else wants to join.