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If I didn't have the 2nd half of my position to occupy work time constructively I'd have lost it at that meeting thinking I'm not working enough.

There was apparently a big corporate beauracy event on Monday that I thankfully missed. I think I would have had another episode if I were there.

Been kinda wanting to hook my Wii U back up for Zelda Twilight Princess and Windwaker HD

I'm really glad my subconscious is just ready to shut my mom down if she does shit.

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Ohhh therapy went great. The process to be rid of these flesh bags has begun.

Boost this post if you've ever turned on a computer by putting a knife or a paper clip across the power jumpers

Some boomers here all butthurt their phone actually will cost money to upgrade.

anyone happen to know how many grams in a grandma off the top of your head?

Okay, cross-posting the actual photo

Credit to @ ddonialvalcroze and 41 Strange over at Twitter

A test audience reacting to the chestburster scene from Alien, 1979

I had a dream where I somehow broke off a chunk of my phone case and was convinced charging the phone would regrow the phone case.

I feel like I've just been running for 13 years and have no idea where I get to just stop and finally rest.

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